Pink Eye!!!

(dramatization)

I've been out at East Hampton installing a house I've been working on for like a year now. I was being a good little worker/designer/job manager getting things done and BAMM, pink eye hits. How am I supposed to get the respect I deserve from my team (painters, cabinet guys, movers, etc., my team) when I look like this? So this is more how it felt, but it was baaaad. itchy and nasty and I felt like a leper for 3 days straight. Couldn't even wear my contact in that I eye so I was dizzy for 3 straight days too. No me gusta.

So maybe it looked a little more like this, but this was when it was on the mend. The first morning I woke up with it I couldn't even open my eye it was so swollen.

see, I even look dizzy and confused